So I was sure that there was pretty much an app for just
about everything. Then I found out that there’s an app that tests people for an
STD. I have to say that I’m very surprised but I’m not shocked. People want to
make an app for just about anything. If I had the power to make an app, it
would be an app that could manipulate your bank account. Of course this kind of
app would be Android exclusive since people who use apple don’t appear to care
if they have money or not anyway. I would call the app “The Investment”,
because it would cost $1,000, but let’s be honest; it would be so worth it. To
be able to look at your bank statement and change it from ten cents to $10,000
would be the best feeling in the world. I mean with this kind of app you could
go to school and not have to worry about loans. You could get a car and not be
worried about not being able to afford gas. You could sit back and relax and
not worry about working. People say that money can’t bring you happiness, but I
think this app could. Even the president would love this app. There are plenty
of people richer than the president and maybe he feels a little cheated by
that. The lower class citizens can become upper class. The working class can
become upper class. The middle class can become upper class. And the upper
class? Well the upper class would be the very generous donors to this wonderful
app. The app would be linked to all the upper class citizens bank accounts and
would withdraw money equally from all of their accounts whenever the app was
used. That would be the perfect app.
No comments:
Post a Comment